Sunday, April 08, 2007

Pick your TV sitcom dream team

The extended Easter round can be the cause of much thumb twiddling as DT coaches are forced to wait until Tuesday to praise/trash their team's performance. In the meantime, DT addicts can get their fix with this: the Coles Farmland $2 Cheesecake sitcom dream team competition!

You've got $12 million to pick two central characters, two supporting characters, a love interest and a guest star. Post your team in the comments section below.

Central characters
(You must have two players in this position)
Al Bundy (Married With Children) $1.1m
Alf (Alf) $1.4m
Andy Millman (Extras) $2.5m
Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers) $2.3m
Bill Cosby (The Cosby Show) $1.6m
Dave Lister (Red Dwarf) $1.9m
David Brent (The Office) $3.6m
Del Boy (Only Fools and Horses) $1.6m
Drew Carey (The Drew Carey Show) $1.8m
Earl Hickey (My Name Is Earl) $2.2m
Edmund Blackadder (Blackadder) $2.6m
Ellen Degeneres (Ellen) $0.5m
Frasier Crane (Frasier) $1.1m
Geraldine Granger (The Vicar of Dibley) $0.1m
Hank Hill (King of the Hill) $1.5m
Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) $3.7m
Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) $3m
Jim (According to Jim) $1.2m
Joey Tribbiani (Joey) $0.2m
John Dorian or "Newbie" (Scrubs) $2.7m
Mark "Coop" Cooper (Hangin' with Mr Cooper) $0.8m
Mike Flaherty (Spin City) $1.7m
Mr Bean (Mr Bean) $1.4m
Peter Griffin (Family Guy) $1.3m
Phillip J Fry (Futurama) $2.2m
Ray Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond) $1.5m
Will Smith (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) $1.6m

Supporting characters
(You must have two players in this position)
Apu (The Simpsons) $2.2m
Baldrick (Blackadder) $2m
Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother) $1.3m
Blanche Devereaux (The Golden Girls) $0.2m
Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld) $2.7m
Dewey (Malcolm in the Middle) $1.6m
Eric Cartman (South Park) $1.4m
Fez (That 70s Show) $1.1m
Gareth Keenan (The Office) $3m
Gerald "Nudge" Noritis (Hey Dad!) $1.8m
Jack McFarland (Will and Grace) $2.1m
Krusty the Clown (The Simpsons) $1.7m
Manuel (Fawlty Towers) $1.8m
Norm Peterson (Cheers) $2m
Ross Geller (Friends) $0.6m
Sharon Strezlecki (Kath and Kim) $1.5m
Sleek the Elite (Fat Pizza) $1.9m
Steve Urkel (Family Matters) $2.2m
Vyvyan (The Young Ones) $2.3m
Wilson (Home Improvement) $1.3m

Love interests
(You must have one player in this position)
Agent 99 (Get Smart) $0.8m
Caitlin Moore (Spin City) $2m
Dawn Tinsley (The Office) $2.2m
Deborah (Men Behaving Badly) $0.3m
Elaine Benes (Seinfeld) $2m
Elliott Reid (Scrubs) $2.4m
Jill Taylor (Home Improvement) $0.9m
Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (MASH) $0.3m
Rachel Green (Friends) $1.8m
Robin Scherbatsky (How I Met Your Mother) $0.7m

Guest stars
(You must have one player in this position)
Elle MacPherson (Friends) $2.3m
Heather Graham (Scrubs) $2m
Michael Jackson (The Simpsons) $0.8m
Robert De Niro (Extras) $1.6m
Shane Warne (Kath and Kim) $1.3m

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh my god... i can't believe i am doing this!! anyway..

"WARNE DAWGS"

CENTRAL CHARACTERS:
Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) $3.7m
Joey Tribbiani (Joey) $0.2m

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS:
Gareth Keenan (The Office) $3m
Eric Cartman (South Park) $1.4m

LOVE INTEREST:
Elliott Reid (Scrubs) $2.4m

GUEST STARS:
Shane Warne (Kath and Kim) $1.3m

TOTAL = $12m exactly...

Go Warne Dawgs...

Anonymous said...

Tackling Tit-Ed

Central characters
Earl Hickey (My Name Is Earl) $2.2m
Will Smith (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) $1.6m

Supporting characters
Fez (That 70s Show) $1.1m
Vyvyan (The Young Ones) $2.3m

Love interests
Elliott Reid (Scrubs) $2.4m

Guest stars
Elle MacPherson (Friends) $2.3m

$11.9 well spent, good looking show.....

Calvin said...

CENTRAL

Alf (Alf) $1.4m
Bill Cosby (The Cosby Show) $1.6m

SUPPORTING

Gerald "Nudge" Noritis (Hey Dad!) $1.8m
Adam 'roy' Davey (Route 66 Ad) $4.9m


LOVE INTERESTS

Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (MASH) $0.3m

GUEST STAR

Heather Graham (Scrubs) $2m


----Done--- $12m exactly

GO VIN

Anonymous said...

destROY

central
earl
mr coop

support staff
kramer
norm peterson

fuck buddy
elliot

guest fuck
heather g

about .1 mill spare in the bank

Anonymous said...

Oh this is too easy.

Obviously any sitcom needs a “fish out of water” scenario, and there are few stranger fish than cat-munching illegal asylum-seeker

Alf (Alf) $1.4m

I’m working on a budget here, I’m thinking community station, Channel 31, so the Melmacian master of Mirth is right on the money.

At $200k

Joey Tribbiani (Joey)

with his trademark wide-eyed “comic” spin is a shoe-in crowd-puller.
What a couple he’ll make along with seminal pie-eating slob-next-door

Gerald "Nudge" Noritis (Hey Dad!) $1.8m

He’s pricey, but boy he tells it straight. Nudge is our guru, keeping it real.

One word for

Blanche Devereaux (The Golden Girls) $0.2m

Hot. Old, cold and full of mould, but again, a bargain buy for over-the-hill-thrillseekers. Talk about a sure thing for a cup of Horlicks and a guaranteed prime 6.30 slot.

Agent 99 (Get Smart) $0.8m

Is cheap, and now I’ve got Blanche, I don’t need a love interest.

And well, who hasn’t picked
Michael Jackson (The Simpsons) $0.8m?

When it comes to kids, you can’t beat the pulling power of the Moonwalking Molester.

All for $5.2 million – a cool $6.8 million under budget. Now there’s a challenge for readers.

Chook said...

Unfathomable. You knew the Blackadder folks were in the mix purely to tempt you, didn't you Pete?

Anonymous said...

and you nearly had me.

except I couldn't pick Bob "strange name for a girl" as my love interest

and what with guest stars the calibre of Mad Gerald, Three-Fingered Pete and Sean the Irish Bastard... well, how do you put a price on that kind of quality?