Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Action Movie Dream Team

Just coz you're gunna have some spare time up your sleeve between the Anzac clash and the regular stuff on the weekend...

You've got $10m to spend on your action movie dream team. You must have one ass-kicker, one thinking man's action star, one villain, one ass-kicker doubling as the flick's hot chick and two action scenes.

Ass-kickers
You must have one player in this position.

Jean-Claude Van Damme (Universal Soldier) $2m
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Terminator) $2.6m
Sylvester Stallone (Rocky) $2.4m
Bruce Willis (Die Hard) $2.3m
Wesley Snipes (Blade) $1.6m
Chuck Norris (Missing in Action) $0.9m
Steven Seagal (Under Siege) $1.4m
The Rock (Welcome To The Jungle) $0.6m
Eric Bana (The Hulk) $0.8m
Brandon Lee (The Crow) $2.2m

Thinking man's action stars
You must have one player in this position.

Christopher Reeves (Superman) $1.8m
Tom Cruise (Mission Impossible) $1.1m
Brad Pitt (Troy) $1.6m
Mel Gibson (Mad Max) $1.7m
Hugh Jackman (X Men) $1m
Nic Cage (Con Air) $0.9m
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones) $1.5m
Tobey Macguire (Spiderman) $0.7m
Keanu Reeves (Speed) $0.8m
Michael J Fox (Back to the Future) $1.4m
Pierce Brosnan (James Bond) $1m

The villains
You must have one player in this position.

Joaquin Phoenix (Gladiator) $1.5m
Anthony Hopkins (Silence Of The Lambs) $2.3m
Predator (Predator) $1.8m
The shark (Jaws) $2m
Darth Vader (Star Wars series) $2.2m
Jack Nicholson (Batman) $1.4m
Gene Hackman (Superman) $1.2m

Ass-kickers doubling as the flick's hot chick
You must have one player in this position.

Cameron Diaz (Charlie's Angels) $2m
Jennifer Garner (Elektra) $1.6m
Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four) $2m
Halle Berry (Swordfish) $2.2m
Uma Thurman (Kill Bill) $2.1m
Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct) $1.3m
Demi Moore (GI Jane) $1.1m
Catherine Zeta Jones (Entrapment) $1m
Sigourney Weaver (Aliens) $1.2m
Neve Campbell (Scream) $1.7m

Action scenes
You must have two player in this position.

Car chase $1.9m
Boat chase $1.1m
Sex scene $2m
Airplane crash $1.5m
Kung-fu scene $1.8m
Exploding building $1m
Defusing a bomb scene $0.8m

Post your movie name and stars below.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Norris (0.9m) - Highly undervalued. Consistant high scorer in all action movies.

Nic Cage (0.9m) - Not an action movie all-star but great to pair with Norris.

Predator (1.8m) - Badass villian. Who wouldn't want to see Norris v Predator?

Halle Berry (2.2m) - No comment necessary.

Sex scene (2.0m)
Boat chase (1.1m)

Predator: The Amazon (prequal to Predator I)

Norris, aided by Cage, saves Berry from the Predator. Cage dies during the movie. Norris hooks up with Berry after defeating Predator

Anonymous said...

Speaking of ass-kickers, boat chases and sex scenes, where's Troy this week?

Anonymous said...

blockbuster hit of 2007...

'wesley on a walkabout'

Ass-kickers
Wesley Snipes (Blade) $1.6m

Thinking man's action stars
Keanu Reeves (Speed) $0.8m

The villains
Gene Hackman (Superman) $1.2m

Ass-kickers doubling as the flick's hot chick
Cameron Diaz (Charlie's Angels) $2m

Action scenes
Sex scene $2m
Defusing a bomb scene $0.8m

This would be a classic..

Anonymous said...

where's my 'comedy' options?

last time i checked, Ernest had saved the day for many kiddies, and there was that time Bill Cosby dressed up like a chicken...