The extended Easter round can be the cause of much thumb twiddling as DT coaches are forced to wait until Tuesday to praise/trash their team's performance. In the meantime, DT addicts can get their fix with this: the Coles Farmland $2 Cheesecake sitcom dream team competition!
You've got $12 million to pick two central characters, two supporting characters, a love interest and a guest star. Post your team in the comments section below.
Central characters
(You must have two players in this position)
Al Bundy (Married With Children) $1.1m
Alf (Alf) $1.4m
Andy Millman (Extras) $2.5m
Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers) $2.3m
Bill Cosby (The Cosby Show) $1.6m
Dave Lister (Red Dwarf) $1.9m
David Brent (The Office) $3.6m
Del Boy (Only Fools and Horses) $1.6m
Drew Carey (The Drew Carey Show) $1.8m
Earl Hickey (My Name Is Earl) $2.2m
Edmund Blackadder (Blackadder) $2.6m
Ellen Degeneres (Ellen) $0.5m
Frasier Crane (Frasier) $1.1m
Geraldine Granger (The Vicar of Dibley) $0.1m
Hank Hill (King of the Hill) $1.5m
Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) $3.7m
Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) $3m
Jim (According to Jim) $1.2m
Joey Tribbiani (Joey) $0.2m
John Dorian or "Newbie" (Scrubs) $2.7m
Mark "Coop" Cooper (Hangin' with Mr Cooper) $0.8m
Mike Flaherty (Spin City) $1.7m
Mr Bean (Mr Bean) $1.4m
Peter Griffin (Family Guy) $1.3m
Phillip J Fry (Futurama) $2.2m
Ray Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond) $1.5m
Will Smith (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) $1.6m
Supporting characters
(You must have two players in this position)
Apu (The Simpsons) $2.2m
Baldrick (Blackadder) $2m
Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother) $1.3m
Blanche Devereaux (The Golden Girls) $0.2m
Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld) $2.7m
Dewey (Malcolm in the Middle) $1.6m
Eric Cartman (South Park) $1.4m
Fez (That 70s Show) $1.1m
Gareth Keenan (The Office) $3m
Gerald "Nudge" Noritis (Hey Dad!) $1.8m
Jack McFarland (Will and Grace) $2.1m
Krusty the Clown (The Simpsons) $1.7m
Manuel (Fawlty Towers) $1.8m
Norm Peterson (Cheers) $2m
Ross Geller (Friends) $0.6m
Sharon Strezlecki (Kath and Kim) $1.5m
Sleek the Elite (Fat Pizza) $1.9m
Steve Urkel (Family Matters) $2.2m
Vyvyan (The Young Ones) $2.3m
Wilson (Home Improvement) $1.3m
Love interests
(You must have one player in this position)
Agent 99 (Get Smart) $0.8m
Caitlin Moore (Spin City) $2m
Dawn Tinsley (The Office) $2.2m
Deborah (Men Behaving Badly) $0.3m
Elaine Benes (Seinfeld) $2m
Elliott Reid (Scrubs) $2.4m
Jill Taylor (Home Improvement) $0.9m
Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (MASH) $0.3m
Rachel Green (Friends) $1.8m
Robin Scherbatsky (How I Met Your Mother) $0.7m
Guest stars
(You must have one player in this position)
Elle MacPherson (Friends) $2.3m
Heather Graham (Scrubs) $2m
Michael Jackson (The Simpsons) $0.8m
Robert De Niro (Extras) $1.6m
Shane Warne (Kath and Kim) $1.3m
oh my god... i can't believe i am doing this!! anyway..
ReplyDelete"WARNE DAWGS"
CENTRAL CHARACTERS:
Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) $3.7m
Joey Tribbiani (Joey) $0.2m
SUPPORTING CHARACTERS:
Gareth Keenan (The Office) $3m
Eric Cartman (South Park) $1.4m
LOVE INTEREST:
Elliott Reid (Scrubs) $2.4m
GUEST STARS:
Shane Warne (Kath and Kim) $1.3m
TOTAL = $12m exactly...
Go Warne Dawgs...
Tackling Tit-Ed
ReplyDeleteCentral characters
Earl Hickey (My Name Is Earl) $2.2m
Will Smith (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) $1.6m
Supporting characters
Fez (That 70s Show) $1.1m
Vyvyan (The Young Ones) $2.3m
Love interests
Elliott Reid (Scrubs) $2.4m
Guest stars
Elle MacPherson (Friends) $2.3m
$11.9 well spent, good looking show.....
CENTRAL
ReplyDeleteAlf (Alf) $1.4m
Bill Cosby (The Cosby Show) $1.6m
SUPPORTING
Gerald "Nudge" Noritis (Hey Dad!) $1.8m
Adam 'roy' Davey (Route 66 Ad) $4.9m
LOVE INTERESTS
Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (MASH) $0.3m
GUEST STAR
Heather Graham (Scrubs) $2m
----Done--- $12m exactly
GO VIN
destROY
ReplyDeletecentral
earl
mr coop
support staff
kramer
norm peterson
fuck buddy
elliot
guest fuck
heather g
about .1 mill spare in the bank
Oh this is too easy.
ReplyDeleteObviously any sitcom needs a “fish out of water” scenario, and there are few stranger fish than cat-munching illegal asylum-seeker
Alf (Alf) $1.4m
I’m working on a budget here, I’m thinking community station, Channel 31, so the Melmacian master of Mirth is right on the money.
At $200k
Joey Tribbiani (Joey)
with his trademark wide-eyed “comic” spin is a shoe-in crowd-puller.
What a couple he’ll make along with seminal pie-eating slob-next-door
Gerald "Nudge" Noritis (Hey Dad!) $1.8m
He’s pricey, but boy he tells it straight. Nudge is our guru, keeping it real.
One word for
Blanche Devereaux (The Golden Girls) $0.2m
Hot. Old, cold and full of mould, but again, a bargain buy for over-the-hill-thrillseekers. Talk about a sure thing for a cup of Horlicks and a guaranteed prime 6.30 slot.
Agent 99 (Get Smart) $0.8m
Is cheap, and now I’ve got Blanche, I don’t need a love interest.
And well, who hasn’t picked
Michael Jackson (The Simpsons) $0.8m?
When it comes to kids, you can’t beat the pulling power of the Moonwalking Molester.
All for $5.2 million – a cool $6.8 million under budget. Now there’s a challenge for readers.
Unfathomable. You knew the Blackadder folks were in the mix purely to tempt you, didn't you Pete?
ReplyDeleteand you nearly had me.
ReplyDeleteexcept I couldn't pick Bob "strange name for a girl" as my love interest
and what with guest stars the calibre of Mad Gerald, Three-Fingered Pete and Sean the Irish Bastard... well, how do you put a price on that kind of quality?